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onesmugsob asked:

I am the Walrus. Coo-coo ca choo. Well... actually... no Im not. Im a man an... yur a chicken-man. Neither one of us are walruses. I think we need ta go find a walrus-man jus for the sole fact that we can point at him an go "He is da walrus. Coo-coo ca choo." ... Its been a long sleep deprived monday, can ya tell? Squirtle. No Poke-mon reference. It was just fun to say. Ahem... now back to your regularly scheduled programing.

rumdepository:

onesmugsob:

phoenyx-and-chicken-man:

onesmugsob:

phoenyx-and-chicken-man:

"There’s a gas leak in here, isn’t there?" ((

"Lets go walrus huntin’!" 

*pause*

"…how da ya go walrus huntin’?"

*goes to tempt you with tacos*

"Well, first we gotta find the land of the walrusses…walri? Then we gotta get some walrus hunting gear! These 2x4s will be good!"

"Good point, yo.  We need dat fuckin’ campus dat Jack pirate gots.  Dat’ll lead us to it.  As fur da huntin’ gear, I can volunteer these rusty nails."

"…"

"Did someone say rum?"

"Hm? Oh, cool! It’s a real life pirate!" He exclaimed. "I don’t know if anyone actually said ‘rum’, but we DID say walruses! That’s pretty good, right?"

onesmugsob asked:

A great philosopher once said, “I can read in red. I can read in blue. I can read in pickle color too.” What does this mean to you?

"He can read in green? Or brine, maybe? If he can read in green, he can see in green, so he probably has night vision. He’s either El Chupacabra or Solid Snake."

onesmugsob asked:

"Yo, Chicken Bro... ya ever had a serious love interest?"

"Once, yeah. Sorta. It was sort of a puppy love type thing, you know? I liked her. She liked me. She was kinda the ‘tsundere’ type. Heh." He shifts.

"The only time she kissed me? Yeah, she clocked me across the face first. I was sorta scared of her for a while. She thought I was some sort of monster that wanted to kill her, so she beat me up a lot…"

He sighs.

"Anyway, we eventually hit it off and got close. But we realized that it’d be too weird, you know? I’m a messed-up chicken thing from a lab; she’s a regular girl. I panicked and ran off."

He frowns.

"We, uh…didn’t talk after that. Also because I was lost in space about a week later. Nearly blew myself up trying to save the galaxy. Had to choose whether to let the demons take me or sever ties with a bunch of worlds. Her’s too. Long story.

So basically, I had to shut the door. I can never see her again. I look in sometimes. She’s moved on. Found someone else. Making her own life and all.”

He smiles sadly.

"Still catch her looking up at the sky sometimes. It’s dumb, but…I always wonder if she’s thinking of me when she does…anyway, can I get another Yoohoo?"

yotsuyuyagiyama:

Hello everyone, My name is Karli and if you can spare the time and/or money, I could use some help. My pet rats, JoJo and Dio (pictured) are both sick and the treatment can be costly. I’ve set up a donation link to my paypal and all I ask is that you help me out with getting veterinary care. It’ll probably cost $500 maximum, so any amount of money will help. If you can’t or don’t want to donate, please reblog this and spread the word around, I would really appreciate it.
Please send any questions or nice asks to my inbox, and thank you all so much!
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yotsuyuyagiyama:

Hello everyone, My name is Karli and if you can spare the time and/or money, I could use some help. My pet rats, JoJo and Dio (pictured) are both sick and the treatment can be costly. I’ve set up a donation link to my paypal and all I ask is that you help me out with getting veterinary care. It’ll probably cost $500 maximum, so any amount of money will help. If you can’t or don’t want to donate, please reblog this and spread the word around, I would really appreciate it.
Please send any questions or nice asks to my inbox, and thank you all so much!
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yotsuyuyagiyama:

Hello everyone, My name is Karli and if you can spare the time and/or money, I could use some help. My pet rats, JoJo and Dio (pictured) are both sick and the treatment can be costly. I’ve set up a donation link to my paypal and all I ask is that you help me out with getting veterinary care. It’ll probably cost $500 maximum, so any amount of money will help. If you can’t or don’t want to donate, please reblog this and spread the word around, I would really appreciate it.

Please send any questions or nice asks to my inbox, and thank you all so much!

onesmugsob asked:

I am the Walrus. Coo-coo ca choo. Well... actually... no Im not. Im a man an... yur a chicken-man. Neither one of us are walruses. I think we need ta go find a walrus-man jus for the sole fact that we can point at him an go "He is da walrus. Coo-coo ca choo." ... Its been a long sleep deprived monday, can ya tell? Squirtle. No Poke-mon reference. It was just fun to say. Ahem... now back to your regularly scheduled programing.

onesmugsob:

phoenyx-and-chicken-man:

"There’s a gas leak in here, isn’t there?" ((

"Lets go walrus huntin’!" 

*pause*

"…how da ya go walrus huntin’?"

*goes to tempt you with tacos*

"Well, first we gotta find the land of the walrusses…walri? Then we gotta get some walrus hunting gear! These 2x4s will be good!"

onesmugsob asked:

I am the Walrus. Coo-coo ca choo. Well... actually... no Im not. Im a man an... yur a chicken-man. Neither one of us are walruses. I think we need ta go find a walrus-man jus for the sole fact that we can point at him an go "He is da walrus. Coo-coo ca choo." ... Its been a long sleep deprived monday, can ya tell? Squirtle. No Poke-mon reference. It was just fun to say. Ahem... now back to your regularly scheduled programing.

"There’s a gas leak in here, isn’t there?" ((

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